RHETORIC
From the Desk of
Father Michael Berner
Dear Friend,
Dave Sayer asked me to pass along the story of how a little perseverance brought me an unexpected blessing.
As the priest at our small church in Earling, Iowa, I’ve always dreamed of helping anyone who needed it. So being a Publishers Clearing House customer has been perfect for me: I’ve picked up some wonderful products – and always had a chance to win a lot of money and fulfill my dream.
As I watched the Super Bowltm, I had a feeling that something big was about to happen. I wondered if that meant I’d be getting a visit from the Prize Patrol. I always hoped I’d be a SuperPrize Winner …
… and months later – on August 20, 1998 to be exact – there was a knock at the door. I couldn’t believe who greeted me: Dave Sayer and the Prize Patrol, announcing on national television that I had just won a million dollars!
To me and all the people that money will help, winning a million dollars was nothing less than a miracle. The same kind of miracle that can happen to you, if you enter – and have faith!
Best of luck,
Father Michael Berner
P.S. Between you and me, it’s o.k. to hope for good luck to come your way. I know that winning the $21,000,000.00 SuperPrize this Super Bowltm Sunday sure would bring joy to you and those around you!
English 5730 is taught by Dr. Richard Nordquist.
Armstrong Atlantic State University
Savannah, Georgia 31419
912/921 5991
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24 January 2002